Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Nominated as the best short joke this year:A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a
bath.
"Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?".
"Not yet," replied his mother.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Wow!
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach.He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he
covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy
fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous
pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy
says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this
little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed
off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and
asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing.
I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I
broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on
fire!"
Moral of the story . . . . . . . . NEVER lie to little girls.
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