Friday, November 18, 2005
A Jamaican FiremanA Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his
wife,"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station."
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
"From now on, when I say. . .
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I say,
'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I say,
'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night, he came home and shouted;
"Bell One" and the wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three" and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four."
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire!
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