Why There Couldn't there be a Filipino/American US President?

(TOP TEN REASONS)

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws
and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the
White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas,
a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating
with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White
House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to
hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst...psst".
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable
driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view
mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke
machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow "TakeHome".
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A
FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight
Balikbayan boxes!